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zirman:

fuzzyxteddybear:

singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

They don’t even serve eggs!

Yes they do
cappyrogers:

felicia day is a treasure
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jackaspoopydiddle:

You can make anything pop punk see watch

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normal bananas

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pop punk bananas

(Source: jackadiddlediddle, via chrisynova)

reverseracist:

"I came in like a wrecking ball"
unexoticx:

everyday
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d0nn0:

Job Interviewer: so what do you for fun?

Me:

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(via tyleroakley)

bihateual:

I am either the best girlfriend or the worst
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beyoncebeytwice:

if u go through my phones call log all you see is my mothers number over and over

(via death-by-lulz)