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the only people who ever call me pretty are either old or online

my mom usually tells me that when old people call you pretty its a special thing because they have been on this earth for many years and have seen plenty of faces and for them to call you pretty is indeed a special thing because they think you out of all the people they have seen in their 60+ years of living are one of the prettiest faces they have seen

(Source: gothqirl, via travellingwithyou-iloveit)

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i have no interest in small talk tell me about ur childhood and what ur parents are like and how many siblings u have and if u are afraid of death or if u believe in an afterlife and what ur favorite movie is and if u like romantic comedies or horror movies or action movies and what kind of music u like and why and tell me the bands or artists u loved in middle school but are too ashamed to admit to anyone else

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Men’s Rights Activists

I made this cover photo for this post and I’m too obsessed with the fact that the dog is ALSO wearing an earring.
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if u can’t afford pizza u can’t afford me

(Source: cravings, via pizza)

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If I ever seem arrogant or anything like that, please know I’m joking 100% I have zero self confidence and I sometimes pretend that I think im dead cool and awesome because I’m actually terrible so it’s mildly funny

(via pizza)


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imagine getting drafted into war and seeing your internet buddy there

"holy shit, is that you, bongfucker666?"

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does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things

sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder


(Source: minato-arisato, via troynabedfeet)

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excuse me favorite character did i give you permission to die

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